Steve Lance

Joined July 2021

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Easter Eggs
Professor Schwartz, the world’s leading paleontologist, stared at the three T-Rex femur bones, each six feet one inch long and identical in every way. He scratched his head while reviewing the measurements for what seemed like the hundredth time. “Simply not possible. What am I missing?” he said to himself.
By Steve Lance3 days ago in Fiction
Men in Robes
Youtube Version of the song. Lyrics by Steve Lance, Music produced using Suno 5.5 Men in Robes Men in robes preach to men in suits, who order men in boots, and so it goes, the infidels must die.
By Steve Lance5 days ago in Poets
Something Wicked
[The Witches' Curse - Spoken Word] I’ve been out killing swine in the muddy clay, While a sailor’s wife munched her chestnuts away.
By Steve Lance14 days ago in Poets
Twelve Score and a Decade Ago
[Chorus] Twelve score and a decade ago A rugged few against a distant foe A parchment signed, rebellion sealed That's when... American patriots took the field
By Steve Lance17 days ago in Poets
Thane of Cawdor
Lyrics: Macbeth Act 1 Scene 2 [Verse 1] A bloodied sergeant staggers in before great Duncan's throne, His gaping wounds bear testament to battles bravely known,
By Steve Lance20 days ago in Poets
Macbeth - The Musical
[Verse 1] Thunder rolling on the moor Black clouds gather, hear them roar The world will twist and change The wind grows cold, the air turns strange
By Steve Lanceabout a month ago in Poets
Mrs. Winthrop’s Pendant
During the 9 AM Jazzercise class, Mrs. Winthrop's pendant disappeared. She'd left it on her bureau; her door was not secured.
By Steve Lance2 months ago in Poets
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It was a colossal screw-up that put me before this mismatched panel of angels. None of this is my fault. Death by appointment is rare—and this whole mess is the Grim Reaper’s doing.
By Steve Lance3 months ago in Fiction
Why I Hate Chipmunks
So get a load of this, the rest of us are dressed as polar bears, and Tommy, that numskull, shows up as a panda bear. A panda bear, for Christ’s sake. He tells me he couldn’t find a polar bear suit, but hey, lucky him, he’s still got this one from his daughter’s tenth birthday party. Yeah, that’s great. We’re about to pull off the biggest score the northern territories have ever seen, and this mug strolls up like he is about to pass out balloons.
By Steve Lance3 months ago in Fiction
Two Bodies
Shivering bodies burrowing under blankets warmth held between us
By Steve Lance3 months ago in Poets
Jesus Never Gave Up On Me
Play YouTube to hear the song. Lyrics follow. [Verse 1] Once I didn’t know my true soul, Each day I struggled to get through.
By Steve Lance4 months ago in Poets
Old Miller's Pond
Youtube video is the poem put to Music. Warm night settlin’ on the old front porch, Moon burnin’ bright like a midnight torch.
By Steve Lance4 months ago in Poets